NO BUT IMAGINE ALL THE STORIES DEATH COULD TELL
IMAGINE SOMEONE MEETING DEATH AT LAST AND JUST BEING QUIET AND SAYING “BEFORE I GO, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?”
AND DEATH IS ALL ANNOYED BECAUSE HE’S INFINITY AND DARKNESS AND FULL OF SORROWS AND HE’S EXPECTING THE REGULAR “WHAT COMES AFTER” BUT THE QUESTION STUNS HIM
"WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER?"
when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like
- Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
- Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
- Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
- Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."
The SAT Test website is teaching me how to take a proper selfie.
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
how is that possible what the fuck
I feel like I should fact check this just in case…
It’s absolutely correct. The one on the left is St. Peter’s Cross. The one on the right is the Satanic Cross.
Why does the satanic cross look like a roller coaster loopty loop?
The ride to hell is a twirly one
Look, Satan; no hands!
Oh my god
No God, just Satan
Also the inverted cross (on the left) was worn by Vikings to show that were converted into Christianity, so it is in fact a Christian symbol.
And it was also St. Peter who was crucified upside down because he thought he wasn’t worthy to be crucified right side up, like Jesus Christ.
Can I add Satanism is actually belief in free love, to express yourself sexually regardless of your sexual preference or anyone else’s, as long as that sexual expression doesn’t harm anyone The guy that wrote that Satanic bible called it that to piss off Christians. Satanists can believe in god and they can be Atheists (the author actually didn’t believe in god or satan). And that whole animal sacrifice and baby sacrifice thing called Black Mass was a parody of Catholic Mass.
smoke detector like 95% made to notify you when somebody who not supposed to be makin grilled cheeses is grillin cheeses
Art by vancalibur on tumblr
The most important day of the year!
(I decided to name him Allen the Calender. C: Thank you for all the suggestions!)
Anonymous asked: You've been diagnosed with Chugginton's disease
It’s pretty bad. Dare I say…terminal.