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Wolfram Alpha, you are drunk.
(via kyuubitamer)
buck-toothed-girl-in-luxembourg:
alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals
OH MAN THESE BOOKS WERE LIFE.
(Source: sefren, via kyuubitamer)
OH YES I FUCKING WENT THERE
(EDIT: Hey! Just wanted to give a massive fucking shout out to all the fucking excellent motherfuckers who have wrote in saying they are now working on dealing with their fears of spiders. I fucking salute you! Conquering your fears are fucking amazing, and you are…
it’s 1 am and i’ve lost control of my life i can’t apologize
(Source: kouotsu, via thefrogman)
Mormon Bates
Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Making toast:
Getting things off high shelves:
Making coffee:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life without it.
(via lancexsilvermaniac)
Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”
^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!
Ellen is Gandalf the Gay
GANDALF THE GAY
For the fucking comments oh my GOD.
Ellen can smell your gay from miles away.
I got 99 problems and NBC renewing Hannibal could resolve 98 of them.
As you take your sweet time in weighing whether or not to give Hannibal a second season, I’d like to offer a suggestion. Contact the Fox...
Omfg I can’t…
WTF
Legs On Toast - Ophelia Grace/thebirdthatmocks
Hannibal’s puns are the best, okay.
I am continually disappointed with 3D.
Milo & Kida