Quirky

tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

Wolfram Alpha, you are drunk.

gunnarolla:

Mesmerizing…

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buck-toothed-girl-in-luxembourg:

minestuck:

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

OH MAN THESE BOOKS WERE LIFE.

(Source: sefren, via kyuubitamer)

letmetellyouaboutscience:

OH YES I FUCKING WENT THERE

(EDIT: Hey! Just wanted to give a massive fucking shout out to all the fucking excellent motherfuckers who have wrote in saying they are now working on dealing with their fears of spiders. I fucking salute you! Conquering your fears are fucking amazing, and you are…

positivelybobdylan:

it’s 1 am and i’ve lost control of my life i can’t apologize

tastefullyoffensive:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal

[ryanwmchenry]

(Source: jensensations)

emobaria:

you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt 

tastefullyoffensive:

[textfromdog]

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captainofthecity:

Mormon Bates

thefrogman:

Current status.

(Source: nyotas)

zohbugg:

Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

Making toast:

Getting things off high shelves:

Making coffee:

Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

I don’t know how I survived life without it.

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iphanthony-kicks-my-stickz:

lucygoosey88:

johnlockinyourface:

theprettiestman:

benedictusantonius:

musingsaboutnothing:

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”

^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey. 

YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!

Ellen is Gandalf the Gay

GANDALF THE GAY

For the fucking comments oh my GOD.

Ellen can smell your gay from miles away.

(Source: gfrees, via syouko)